Perkins Info

Ball & Oates
(Formerly "The Perkolators")
Jon Perkins

Team History

98	99	00	01	02
2th	4rd	9th	9th	Last

03	04	05	06	07
6th	3rd	Last	9th	1st

08	09	10	11	12
1st	2th	8th	8th	8th

13	14	15	16	17
Last	9th	not in league

18	19	20	21	22
n/a	8th	7th	4th	Last

23	24
7th	5th

Cups of Coffee:
Hit Counter

Perkolators Yearly Leaders
		Avg.		RS		HR		RBI		SB		W		S+H		S		K
Best		.358	Todd Helton 2003	93	Ketel Marte 2024	42	Jeff Bagwell 1999	133	Dante Bichette 1999	66	Roger Cedeno 1999	18 18	Roger Clemens 2004 Tim Lincecum 2008	38	Kyle Finnegan 2024	47	Armando Benitez 2004	234	Blake Snell 2023

YR	PL	Avg.		RS		HR		RBI		SB		W		S+H		S		K
24	5	.341	Jose Iglesias	93	Ketel Marte	36 23 21 21 21 21	Ketel Marte Nick Castellanos Christopher Morel Jackson Chourio Seiya Suzuki Alec Burlson	95	Ketel Marte	32 22	Jacob Young Jackson Chourio	14	Aaron Nola	38 31	Kyle Finnegan Jojo Romero			197	Aaron Nola
23	7	.287	Seiya Suzuki	91	Fernando Tatis, Jr.	26 25 23 22 21	Christopher Morel Fernando Tatis, Jr. Ryan McMahon Jack Suwinski Ian Happ	84	Ian Happ	29 27	Fernando Tatis, Jr. T.J. Friedl	14 11	Blake Snell Freddy Peralta	36 33 32 22	Kyle Finnegan Josh Hader Tyler Rogers Andrew Chafin			234 192	Blake Snell Freddy Peralta
22	Last	.318	Bryce Harper	67	Ryan McMahon	20	Ryan McMahon	67	Ryan McMahon	12	Jace Peterson	9	Kyle Gibson			21	Taylor Rogers	131	Kyle Gibson
21	4	.309	Bryce Harper			38 38 35 23	Adam Duvall Fernando Tatis, Jr. Bryce Harper Ryan McMahon	113 90	Adam Duvall Fernando Tatis, Jr.	24	Fernando Tatis, Jr.	14	Charlie Morton			31 21	Jake McGee Brad Hand
20 (CV19)	7	.338 .328	Marcell Ozuna Donovan Solano			18 17 16 14 11 11	Marcell Ozuna Fernando Tatis, Jr. Adam Duvall Nicholas Castellanos Anthony Rizzo J.T. Realmuto	56 45 34 33 32 31	Marcell Ozuna Fernando Tatis, Jr. Nicholas Castellanos Adam Duvall J.T. Realmuto Asdrubal Cabrera	11	Fernando Tatis, Jr.	5	Trevor Bauer			6	Archie Bradley
19	8	.312 .311	Fernando Tatis, Jr. J.D. Davis			35 34 33 28 25 24 22 21	Eduardo Escobar Paul Goldschmidt Hunter Renfroe Yasmani Grandal J.T. Realmuto Yasiel Puig J.D. Davis Fernando Tatis, Jr.	118 97	Eduardo Escobar Paul Goldschmidt	19	Yasiel Puig	13	Jon Lester			10	Sean Doolittle
not in league from 2015 thru 2018
14	9	.322 .311 .292	Andrew McCutchen Juan Uribe Jayson Werth			22	Mark Reynolds	82	Jayson Werth	13 13	Daniel Murphy Hunter Pence	17	Wily Peralta			23	LaTroy Hawkins
13	Last	.286	Daniel Murphy			27 27	Hunter Pence Justin Upton	99	Hunter Pence	23 22	Daniel Murphy Hunter Pence	11	Gio Gonzalez			11	Huston Street
12	8	.327 .313 .302	Andrew McCutchen Jordan Pacheco Willie Bloomquist			34 31 30 24	Jay Bruce Andrew McCutchen Jason Kubel Hunter Pence	104 99 96 90	Hunter Pence Jay Bruce Andrew McCutchen Jason Kubel	24 24	Will Venable Shane Victorino	21 13 13	Gio Gonzalez Trevor Cahill A.J. Burnett			23	Ernesto Frieri
11	8	.289	Justin Upton			31 28	Justin Upton Carlos Pena	89	Andrew McCutchen	31 25	Jason Bourgeois Wil Venable	12	Kyle Lohse			43	Heath Bell
10	8	.283	David Wright			38	Adam Dunn	103 103	A.Dunn/ D.Wright	34	Nyjer Morgan	16	Tim Lincecum			40	Francisco Cordero
09	2	.307	Nyjer Morgan			38	Adam Dunn	105	Adam Dunn	61	Michael Bourn	15	Tim Lincecum			28	Huston Street
08	1	.308	Mark Teixeira			40	Adam Dunn	121	Mark Teixeira	41	Michael Bourn	18	Tim Lincecum			18	Takashi Saito
07	1	.327	Albert Pujols			32	A.Pujols/ Carlos Lee	119	Carlos Lee	64	Juan Pierre	16	Tim Hudson			39	Takashi Saito
06	9	.300	Carlos Lee			37	Carlos Lee	116	Carlos Lee	19	Carlos Lee	11	J.Schmidt/ Br.Myers			29	Chad Cordero
05	Last	.321	Moises Alou			32	Carlos Lee	114	Carlos Lee	46	Rafael Furcal	13	T.Hudson/ Br.Myers			14	Armando Benitez
04	3	.347	Todd Helton			32	Todd Helton	106	Lance Berkman	27	Carlos Beltran	18	Roger Clemens			47	Armando Benitez
03	6	.358	Todd Helton			39	Jeff Bagwell	117	Todd Helton	43	Scott Podsednik	14	Matt Clement			24	Jose Mesa
02	Last	.306	Kevin Millar			26	Mo Vaughn	73	E.Karros/ J.Hernandez	21	Jimmy Rollins	12	Damian Moss			45	Jose Mesa
01	9	.314	Kevin Millar			25	S.Rolen/ J.Hernandez	107	Scott Rolen	25	Rickey Henderson	17	Greg Maddux			43	Jeff Shaw
00	9	.344	Ellis Burks			25	Edgardo Alfonzo	96	Ellis Burks	29	Eric Owens	14	Ryan Dempster			29	Rick Aguilera
99	4	.313	Roger Cedeno			42	Jeff Bagwell	133	Dante Bichette	66	Roger Cedeno	17	Kent Bottenfield			39	Billy Wagner
98	2	.318	Delino DeShields			38	Moises Alou	124	Moises Alou	19	Bob Abreu	16	Denny Neagle			30	Billy Wagner
YR	PL	Avg.		RS		HR		RBI		SB		W		S+H		S		K

2004 Keeper List 15 Kept for $101 12 more needed for $189
Offense
Byrd, Marlon	5	s2	Phi	of
Cordero, Wil	1	s2	Fla	1b
Feliz, Pedro	5	s2	SF	3b
Helton, Todd	43	s2	Col	1b
LoDuca, Paul	6	L2	LA	c-1b
Loretta, Mark	1	s1	SD	2b
Posednik, Scott	1	s2	Mil	of
Robinson, Kerry	1	s2	SD	of
Rollins, Jimmy	15	L3	Phi	ss

Pitchers
Clement, Matt	1+5	s1	Chi	p
Dessens, Elmer	1	s1	Arz	p
Graves, Danny	4	s2	Cin	p
Ramirez, Horacio	10	s2	Atl	p
Stone, Ricky	1	s2	Hou	p
Tomko, Brett	1	s1	SF	p

Rookie Players
Tracy, Chad	5	s3	Arz	3b

2003 Keeper List 16 Kept for $69 11 more needed for $221 (includes Marlon Byrd)
Offense
Franco, Julio	1	s2	Atl	1b
Hernandez, Jose	3+5	s1	Col	ss
Hunter, Brian L.	1	s1	Hou	of
Karros, Eric	8	s2	Chi	1b
LoDuca, Paul	1+5	s1	LA	c
Loretta, Mark	1	s2	SD	3b
Rollins, Jimmy	5+10	s1	Phi	ss
Stynes, Chris	4	s2	Col	2b-3b
Zaun, Gregg	2	s2	Hou	c

Pitchers
Clement, Matt	1	s2	Chi	p
Dessens, Elmer	1	s2	Arz	p
Mesa, Jose	12	s1	Phi	p
Moss, Damian	5	s2	SF	p
Remlinger, Mike	1	s2	Chi	p
Sheets, Ben	3	s1	Mil	p

Rookie Players
Byrd, Marlon	5	s3	Phi	of

2002 Keeper List 10 Kept for $71 17 more needed for $219
Offense
Casanova, Raul	2	s2	Mil	c
Hernandez, Jose	3	s2	Mil	ss
Hunter, Brian L.	1	s2	Hou	of
Millar, Kevin	1	s2	Fla	of

Pitchers
Dempster, Ryan	6	L2	Fla	p
Gagne, Eric	5	s1	LA	p
Maddux, Greg	32	s1	Atl	p
Mesa, Jose	12	s2	Phi	p
Reynolds, Shane	6	s2	Hou	p
Sheets, Ben	3	s2	Mil	p

Rookie Players
<< none >>

2001 Keeper List 9 Kept for $66 18 more needed for $224 (includes Ben Sheets)
Offense
Belliard, Ron	5	s1	Mil	2b
Estallela, Bobby	1+5	s1	SF	c
Morris, Warren	1	s1	Pit	2b

Pitchers
Bell, Rob	5	s2	Cin	p
Dempster, Ryan	1+5	s1	Fla	p
Dreifort, Darren	6	s2	LA	p
Gagne, Eric	5	s2	LA	p
Maddux, Greg	32	s2	Atl	p

Rookie Players
Sheets, Ben	3	R	Mil	p

2000 Keeper List 16 Kept for $157 11 more needed for $133
Offense
Alfonzo, Edgardo	22	s2	NYM	2b
Andrews, Shane	5	s1	Chi	3b
Bagwell, Jeff	40	s2	Hou	1b
Boone, Bret	6	s1	SD	2b
Brogna, Rico	11	s1	Phi	1b
Cedeno, Roger	5+5	s1	Hou	of
Hernandez, Jose	13	s1	Mil	ss
Loretta, Mark	1	s1	Mil	1b-ss
Owens, Eric	7	s2	SD	of
Rodriguez, Henry	9	s2	Chi	of

Pitchers
Dempster, Ryan	1	s2	Fla	p
Hershiser, Orel	1	s2	LA	p
Leiter, Al	21	s2	NYM	p
Rueter, Kirk	7	s1	SF	p
Sauerbeck, Scott	1	s2	Pit	p
Woodard, Steven	2	s1	Mil	p

Rookie Players
Bell, Rob	5	R	Cin	p

Threepeat?
Drew Gallagher, 9/29/08

PRESS RELEASE

September 28, 2008; Millwood, VA:

Perkolators' owner and Tim Lincecum fluffer, Jon Perkins was photographed today holding a bottle of Korbell in one hand and raising his middle finger on the other hand as he put lovechild Ryan Theriot in a bear hug. When asked if the finger was directed at anyone in particular he responded:

"The finger is for threepeat! You tell the rest of the ESL that we'll be holding a clinic before next year's draft on how to win back to back championships. So the finger is merely a symbol of success and not directed at anyone in particular. Now that you mention it though�tell those fifth-place Scottsmen it's for them."

Perk then took a long swing of champagne before wrestling Kevin Kouzmanoff to the floor and tickling his belly.

Thus endeth the first repeat championship in the ESL since the Malcontents did it many years ago. And the championship was not without some last day stress. Had the Malcontents gotten another hit or two on Sunday they likely would've passed the Chuck N Ducks in batting average and only needed to salvage a half point elsewhere in the standings to tie for first. When the skintight standings were broached with an increasingly drunk Perkins he had this to say:

"A couple of hits? Come on, this team was built to withstand all comers from the outset. I admit that I made quite a few shrewd moves along the way, not the least of which was Fernando Tatis, but we coasted down the stretch. This team was a better investment than my 401K. And please remind Dale that this middle finger is for him�"

The race for first place did come down to the last day of the season but the race for the third place literally came down to one of the last innings played in the regular season. When Delwyn Young pinch-hit in the ninth inning of the Dodger game yesterday the Druids' season hung in the balance. The Druids trailed Marty in batting average by mere percentage points. If Delwyn had made an out Marty would've beat Drew in average and tied Mal for fifth place and the Druids would've tied the Scottsmen for third place. Instead, Mr. Young doubled to deep rightfield and the Druids' batting average cleared Marty by one hit. If the Mets had won yesterday it all may have hinged upon a Endy Chavez pinch-hit appearance today. What might've been...

Congratulations to all of the money winners and thanks to all three of the new owners for making the league as competitive as it has been in recent memory. Paul made a run at the money while still managing to stow away some nice players for next year. The Question Marks and Chuck N Ducks retooled their rosters extensively at the trade deadline and both are loaded with keepers for 2009. (And thanks to my Dad for beating Dale by one very important RBI.)

Payouts will be issued in something approximating real time and not Winterburn time.

I enjoyed the season and will now begin my six-month quest to get Shane Victorino back where he belongs. And please let me finish by uttering the phrase that Mal has been dying to hear: "Let the trades begin."

Perk ESL
Trades 1997-2004