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A.P. PRESS RELEASE
by Drew Gallagher, 12/16/05
FREDERICKSBURG, VA - It is with great regret that I announce
the resignation of Greg Ciambruschini from the ASL.
Apparently the Coco Crisp for Sammy Sosa trade did not go
over well in the household and he felt a need to extricate
himself from any other fantasy baseball entanglements. The
man is not easily replaced but fortunately the proud
franchise is being turned over to the man that Greg probably
would've handpicked himself had Carrie allowed him to make
any more decisions. Drew Wine, a name familiar to many of
those in the league, has consented to take over a franchise
that is now saved from Washington Nationals-like limbo.
Star outfielder Vernon Wells was thrilled by the
announcement: "I hear the guy thinks Robinson Cano is a book
by Robert Louis Stevenson, but we're just happy to have some
leadership in the front office. I heard the Daley Doubles
took him out to lunch this afternoon to celebrate the
announcement. I just hope Johann Santana is still on the
squad by later this afternoon."
Though Mr. Wine has not announced a team name, initial
reports indicate that a Hokie will figure prominently in the
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