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ALPHABETICAL LIST OF MOVIE REVIEWS
CLICK ON TITLE YEAR RATING STARRING
About a Boy 2002 3.8 (Hugh Grant, Rachel Weisz, Toni Collette)
Affliction 1999 1.0 (Nick Nolte, James Coburn, Sissy Spacek)
After Life 1999 4.0 (Arata, Erika Oda, Susumu Terasima)
Almost Famous 2000 4.0 (Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson)
Along Came a Spider 2001 2.5 (Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter)
Along Came Polly 2004 4.0 (Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston)
Amélie 2001 4.5 (Audrey Tautou, Mathieu Kassovitz)
American Beauty 1999 3.2 (Kevin Spacey, Annette Benning)
American History X 1998 4.2 (Edward Norton, Edward Furlong)
American Pie 1999 2.5 (Jason Biggs, Jennifer Coolidge)
American Wedding 1999 1.0 (Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan)
Angela's Ashes 1999 3.0 (Emily Watson, Robert Carlyle)
Any Given Sunday 1999 0.5 (Al Pacino, Cameron Diaz, Dennis Quaid)
Arlington Road 1999 3.3 (Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack)
Artificial Intelligence 2001 2.2 (Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law)
Autumn in New York 2000 0.5 (Richard Gere, Winona Ryder)
Bad Company 2002 2.0 (Chris Rock, Anthony Hopkins, Gabriel Macht)
Bandits 2001 2.5 (Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton)
Bare Wench Project 2000 0.5 (Nikki Fritz, Julie Strain, Lorissa McComas)
Beautiful Girls 1996 4.0 (Natalie Portman, Rosie O'Donnell)
Beautiful Mind, A 2001 4.5 (Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly)
Bedazzled 2000 3.0 (Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley)
Being John Malkovich 1999 4.5 (John Cusack, Cameron Diaz) 
Best in Show 2000 4.0 (Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy)
Big Fish 2003 3.0 (Ewan McGregor, Albert Finney)
Black Hawk Down 2001 2.8 (Josh Hartnett, Tom Sizemore)
Blair Witch Project 1999 4.5 (Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard)
Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows 2000 0.5 (Tristan Skylar, Stephen Barker Turner)
Bless the Child 2000 3.0 (Kim Basinger, Angela Bettis)
Blow 2001 3.5 (Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Jordi Molla)
Boiler Room 2000 3.0 (Giovanna Ribisi, Ben Affleck [kind of])
Bone Collector, The 1999 3.0 (Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie)
Bounce 2000 3.5 (Ben Affleck, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alex D. Linz)
Bourne Supremacy, The 2004 3.5 (Matt Damon, Franka Potente)
Boys Don't Cry 1999 3.1 (Hilary Swank, Chloe Sevigny)
Bringing Out the Dead 1999 0.0 (Nicolas Cage, John Goodman)
Brokedown Palace 1999 2.0 (Claire Danes, Kate Beckinsale)
Bruce Almighty 2003 3.0 (Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston)
Cabin Boy  1993 4.3 (Chris Elliot, Ritch Brinkley)
Can't Hardly Wait  1998 1.0 (Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jenna Elfman)
Cast Away 2000 3.0 (Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy)
Catch Me If You Can 2002 3.5 (Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks)
Cell, The 2000 3.5 (Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn)
Changing Lanes 2002 2.0 (Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Affleck)
Charlie's Angels 2000 4.5 (Drew Barrymore, Kelly Lynch)
Chasing Amy 1997 4.5 (Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Jason Lee)
Chicken Run 2000 4.2 (Mel Gibson, Julia Sawahla)
Chocolat 2000 3.5 (Juliette Binoche, Lena Olin, Johnny Depp)
Ciderhouse Rules, The 1999 4.3 (Michael Caine, Toby McGuire)
Cinderella Man 2005 4.5 (Russell Crowe, Renee Zellweger)
Clerks 1994 4.5 (Brian O'Halloran, Kevin Smith)
Closer 2004 2.0 (Julia Roberts, Jude Law, Natalie Portman)
Collateral 2004 3.5 (Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx)
Constant Gardener 2005 3.0 (Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz)
Contender, The 2000 3.0 (Joan Allen, Christian Slater, Jeff Bridges)
Crash 2005 4.0 (Don Cheadle, Matt Dillon)
Crossroads 2002 1.5 (Britney Spears, Anson Mount, Zoe Saldana)
Day After Tomorrow, The 2004 2.0 (Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal)
Dead Calm 1988 3.5 (Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman, Billy Zane)
Deliverance 1972 3.0 (Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight)
Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo 1999 0.0 (Rob Schneider, William Forsythe)
Dinosaur 2000 3.0 (D.B. Sweeney, Alfre Woodard)
Dogma 1999 2.5 (Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jason Mewes)
Don't Say a Word 2001 3.5 (Michael Douglas, Famke Janssen)
Double Jeopardy 1999 3.0 (Tommy Lee Jones, Ashley Judd)
Down to Earth 2001 3.5 (Chris Rock, Regina King)
Down with Love 2003 3.5 (Ewan McGregor, Renee Zellweger)
Dr. T and the Women 2000 0.5 (Richard Gere, Helen Hunt, Farrah Fawcett)
Dragonfly 2002 3.5 (Kevin Costner, Joe Morton, Ron Rifkin)
Drowning Mona 2000 2.0 (Danny Devito, Bette Midler, Neve Cambell)
Election 1999 2.0 (Matthew Broderick, Reese Witherspoon)
Elf 2003 3.5 (Katie Asner, Jon Favreau, Will Ferrell)
Emperor's New Groove, The 2000 4.0 (David Spade, Eartha Kitt, John Goodman)
Enemy at the Gates 2001 3.3 (Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz)
Entrapment 1999 3.3 (Sean Connery, Katherine Zeta Jones)
Erin Brockovich 2000 3.5 (Julia Roberts, Albert Finney, Aaron Eckhart)
Eternal Sunshine/Spotless Mind 2004 4.0 (Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet)
Eyes Wide Shut 1999 1.5 (Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman)
Family Man, The 2000 3.5 (Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni, Don Cheadle)
Fahrenheit 9/11 2004 3.5 (Michael Moore, George W. Bush)
Fat Albert 2004 3.0 (Kenan Thompson, Dania Ramirez)
Fifteen Minutes 2001 3.0 (Robert DeNiro, Edward Burns)
Fifty First Dates 2004 3.5 (Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore)
Finding Forrester 2000 3.5 (Sean Connery, Rob Brown, Anna Paquin)
Finding Nemo 2003 4.5 (Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres)
Flawless 1999 2.5 (Robert DeNiro, Philip Seymour Hoffman)
Flightplan 2005 2.0 (Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard)
For the Love of the Game 1999 2.0 (Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston, John C. Reilly)
Forget Paris 1995 4.0 (Billy Crystal, Debra Winger)
Forgotten, The 2004 3.0 (Julianne Moore, Dominic West)
Freeway 1996 5.0 (Reese Witherspoon, Kiefer Sutherland)
Friday Night Lights 2004 2.5 (Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke)
Full Monty, The 1997 4.0 (Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, William Snape)
Galaxy Quest 1999 3.5 (Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver)
Garden State 2004 3.5 (Natalie Portman, Zach Braff)
General's Daughter, The 1999 4.0 (John Travolta, Madeleine Stowe)
Girl, Interrupted 1999 4.1 (Wynona Ryder, Angelina Jolie)
Gladiator 2000 4.3 (Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix)
Glengarry Glen Ross 1992 5.0 (Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin)
Glitter 2001 0.5 (Mariah Carey, Max Beesley, Eric Benet)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The 1984 3.5 (Louw Verwey, Marius Wevers)
Going Upriver 2004 4.0 (John Kerry)
Gone in 60 Seconds 2000 2.5 (Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie)
Good Girl, The 2002 3.5 (Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal)
Green Mile, The 1999 4.8 (Tom Hanks, Michael Clark Duncan)
Grinch, The 2000 5.0 (Jim Carrey, Anthony Hopkins)
Grosse Pointe Blank 1997 4.3 (John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Dan Aykroyd)
Hannibal 2001 3.3 (Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore)
Harry Potter 2001 4.0 (Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson)
Hidalgo 2004 3.5 (Viggo Mortensen, Omar Sharif)
High Fidelity 2000 4.0 (John Cusack, Iben Hjejle, Jack Black) 
Holes 2003 3.8 (Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver)
Hotel Rwanda 2004 5.0 (Don Cheadle, Djimon Hounsou)
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003 2.3 (Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson)
Hurricane, The 1999 4.5 (Denzel Washington, Vi Reon Shannon)
I Am Sam 2001 4.0 (Sean Penn, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dianne Wiest)
In the Bedroom 2001 2.5 (Sissy Spacek, Tom Wilkinson, Nick Stahl)
Insider, The 1999 4.3 (Al Pacino, Russell Crowe)
Insomnia 2002 3.5 (Al Pacino, Hilary Swank, Robin Williams)
Instinct 1999 3.0 (Cuba Gooding Jr, Anthony Hopkins)
Iron Giant, The 1999 5.0 (Vin Deisel, Jennifer Aniston)
Jackal, The 1997 2.5 (Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier)
James and the Giant Peach 1996 3.5 (Paul Terry, Richard Dryfuss)
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 2001 3.8 (Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Jason Lee)
John Q 2002 3.0 (Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall)
Keeping the Faith 2000 4.0 (Ben Stiller, Edward Norton, Jenna Elfman)
Kicking and Screaming 1995 4.3 (Josh Hamilton, Olivia D'Abo, Parker Posey
Kingdom of Heaven 2005 3.5 (Orlando Bloom, Eva Green)
Kiss the Girls 1997 3.0 (Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes)
Kissing Jessica Stein 2002 4.0 (Michael Mastro, Carson Elrod)
Knockaround Guys 2002 3.0 (Barry Pepper, Vin Diesel, Seth Green)
K-Pax 2001 4.0 (Kevin Spacey, Jeff Bridges, Alfre Woodard)
Ladder 49 2004 4.0 (Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta)
Ladykillers 2004 3.0 (Tom Hanks, Marlon Wayans)
Lake Placid 1999 2.0 (Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda)
Last Castle, The 2001 2.0 (Robert Redford, James Gandolfini)
Last Samurai, The 2003 3.5 (Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe)
Legend of Bagger Vance, The 2000 2.0 (Will Smith, Matt Damon, Charlize Theron)
Legend of 1900, The 1999 2.0 (Tim Roth, Pruitt Taylor Vince)
Loggerheads 2005 4.5 (Tess Harper, Bonnie Hunt)
Lord of the Rings 2001 4.2 (Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan)
Lost in Translation 2003 4.0 (Scarlett Johansson, Bill Murray)
Love Actually 2003 4.5 (Hugh Grant, Alan Rickman)
Madagascar 2005 3.5 (Ben Stiller, Chris Rock)
Made 2001 3.0 (Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Famke Janssen)
Maid in Manhattan 2002 2.0 (Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes)
Mallrats 1995 2.8 (Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London) 
Man on Fire 2004 3.0 (Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning)
Man on the Moon 1999 2.0 (Jim Carrey, Danny DeVito, Courtney Love)
Man Who Knew Too Little, The 1997 4.0 (Bill Murray, Peter Gallagher)
March of the Penguins 2005 4.0 (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)
Master and Commander 2003 3.0 (Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany)
Matrix,The 1999 1.9 (Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishburne)
Matrix: Reloaded, The 2003 3.0 (Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishburne)
Matrix: Revolutions, The 2003 1.0 (Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishburne)
Meet the Parents 2000 3.3 (Robert DeNiro, Ben Stiller, Teri Polo)
Men of Honor 2000 3.5 (Robert DeNiro, Cuba Gooding Jr.)
Mexican, The 2001 3.5 (Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini)
Mickey Blue Eyes 1999 1.0 (Hugh Grant, Jeanne Tripplehorn)
Midnight Run 1998 4.5 (Robert DeNiro, Charles Grodin, John Ashton)
Million Dollar Baby 2004 4.5 (Hilary Swank, Clint Eastwood)
Mission to Mars 2000 0.5 (Don Cheadle, Tim Robbins)
Monster's Ball 2001 2.0 (Billy Bob Thornton, Halle Berry)
Monsters, Inc. 2001 3.5 (Billy Crystal, John Goodman)
Mothman Prophecies, The 2002 2.3 (Richard Gere, Laura Linney, Will Patton)
Motorcycle Diaries, The 2004 3.5 (Gael Garcia Bernal, Rodrigo de la Serna)
Moulin Rouge 2001 2.8 (Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor)
Mr. Deeds 2002 1.5 (Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder)
Muse, The 1999 3.0 (Albert Brookes, Sharon Stone)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002 4.0 (Nia Vardalos, Gia Carides, John Corbett)
Mystery Men 1999 2.0 (Ben Stiller, Greg Kinnear)
Mystic River 2003 3.8 (Laura Linney, Sean Penn)
Not Another Teen Movie 2001 1.5 (Chris Evans, Chyler Leigh, Mia Kirshner)
Notebook, The 2004 4.0 (Sam Shepard, James Marsden)
Ocean's Eleven 2001 3.0 (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon)
October Sky 1999 3.5 (Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Cooper)
Oh, Brother Where Art Thou? 2000 4.0 (George Clooney, John Turturro)
Old School 2003 3.3 (Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell)
One Hour Photo 2002 3.0 (Robin Williams, Connie Nielson)
102 Dalmatians 2000 2.0 (Glenn Close, Gerard Depardieu)
Others, The 2001 4.0 (Nicole Kidman, Fionnula Flanagan)
Panic Room 2002 2.5 (Jodie Foster, Forest Whitaker)
Patch Adams 1998 4.0 (Robin Williams, Monica Potter)
Patriot, The 2000 3.0 (Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson)
Patriot Games 1992 3.5 (Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Sean Bean)
Pay It Forward 2000 3.0 (Kevin Spacey, Haley Joel Osment)
Pearl Harbor 2001 3.7 (Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale)
Perfect Storm, The 2000 3.5 (George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg)
Philadelphia 1993 4.2 (Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington)
Phone Booth 2003 3.5 (Colin Farrell, Forest Whitaker)
Pi 1998 4.0 (Sean Gullette, Mark Margolis)
Pianist, The 2002 4.0 (Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann)
Planet of the Apes 2001 2.5 (Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth)
Pleasantville 1998 2.5 (Jeff Daniels, Reese Witherspoon, Joan Allen)
Polar Express, The 2004 5.0 (Tom Hanks, Daryl Sabara)
Pokemon 1999 2.4 (characters Drew has seen on a BK bag)
Quills 2000 3.5 (Geoffrey Rush, Joaquin Phoenix)
Radio 2003 2.5 (Cuba Gooding Jr., Ed Harris)
Random Hearts 1999 2.5 (Harrison Ford, Kristin Scott Thomas)
Ray 2004 3.0 (Jamie Foxx, Regina King)
Red Dragon 2002 4.0 (Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton)
Red Planet 1999 1.5 (Val Kilmer, Benjamin Bratt)
Reindeer Games 2000 3.5 (Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Gary Sinise)
Remains of the Day, The 1993 4.0 (Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson)
Remember the Titans 2000 4.2 (Denzel Washington, Will Patton)
Return to Me 2000 4.0 (David Duchovny, Minnie Driver)
Ring, The 2002 3.5 (Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson)
Road to Perdition, The 2002 3.5 (Tom Hanks, Jude Law, Paul Newman)
Robots 2005 3.5 (Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry)
Rock Star 2001 2.0 (Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston)
Runaway Bride 1999 2.5 (Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack)
Rush Hour 2 2001 3.0 (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone)
Scary Movie 2000 3.3 (Shannon Elizabeth, Shawn Wayans)
Score, The 2001 3.1 (Robert DeNiro, Edward Norton)
SeaBiscuit 2003 4.0 (Tobey Maguire, Jeff Bridges)
Shallow Hal 2001 1.5 (Jack Black, Gwyneth Paltrow)
Shanghai Knights 2003 2.0 (Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Aidan Gillen)
Shark Tale 2004 3.8 (Will Smith, Robert De Niro)
Shawshank Redemption, The 1994 4.5 (Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman)
She's Gotta Have It 1986 4.0 (Spike Lee, Tommy Redmond Hicks)
Shrek 2001 4.7 (Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz)
Sideways 2004 3.5 (Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church)
Signs 2002 2.5 (Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Cherry Jones)
Sixth Sense 1999 5.0 (Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment)
Sleepy Hollow, The Legend of 1999 2.6 (Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci)
Sling Blade 1997 4.0 (Billy Bob Thornton, Dwight Yoakam)
Some Girl 1998 3.0 (Marissa Ribisi, Giovanni Ribisi)
Someone Like You 2001 2.5 (Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear)
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004 3.5 (Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass)
Spy Game 2001 3.3 (Robert Redford, Brad Pitt)
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones 2002 4.0 (Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman)
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 2005 4.0 (Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen)
Starsky & Hutch 2004 2.5 (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson)
State and Main 2000 3.5 (Alec Baldwin, Charles Durning, Patti Lupone)
Station Agent, The 2000 4.3 (Peter Dinklage, Patricia Clarkson)
Super Size Me 2004 4.0 (Dr. Daryl Isaacs)
Sweet November 2001 0.5 (Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron)
Ten Things I Hate About You 1999 4.0 (David Krumholtz, Heath Ledger)
This Is Spinal Tap 1984 5.0 (Rob Reiner, Michael McKean)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968) 1968 4.5 (Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999) 1999 3.5 (Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo)
Three Seasons 1999 4.5 (Harvey Keitel, Gnoc Hiep, Don Duog)
3,000 Miles to Graceland 2001 4.0 (Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, David Arquette)
Toy Story 2 1999 4.4 (Tom Hanks, Tim Allen)
Traffic 2000 3.8 (Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle)
Training Day 2001 3.0 (Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke)
Two Can Play That Game 2001 4.5 (Vivica A. Fox, Morris Chestnut)
Two for the Money 2005 1.5 (Al Pacino, Matthew McConaughey)
2001: A Space Odyssey 1968 5.0 (Keir Dullea, William Sylvester)
U-571 2000 3.2 (Matthew McConaughey, Jon Bon Jovi)
Vanilla Sky 2001 1.0 (Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz)
Walk the Line 2005 4.0 (Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Whitherspoon)
Wall Street 1987 2.5 (Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas)
Watcher, The 2000 2.5 (Keanu Reeves, James Spader)
We Were Soldiers 2002 2.0 (Mel Gibson, Barry Pepper, Greg Kinnear)
Wedding Crashers, The 2005 4.0 (Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn)
Wedding Planner, The 2001 0.5 (Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey)
What Lies Beneath 2000 2.8 (Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer)
What Women Want 2000 3.0 (Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, Lauren Holly)
Willard 2003 2.0 (Crispin Glover, and lots of rats)
Wolves - IMAX 2000 0.5 (Wolves, Indians, Buffalo)
X-Men 2000 2.0 (Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen)
X2: X-Men United 2003 3.5 (Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman)


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