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Ron Slutsky, 1980, 6th Grade

Ronald S.

"The Nose"

Address: Email:
Rumored to be living
in San Diego, CA
possibly Newport Beach, CA
Wife: Not married as of August 2002
Children: None as of August 2002
Post HS
George Mason University
Occupation: Branch Manager for Security Pacific Financial
Future Career:
In our senior yearbook, Ron was undecided on his future career path.
Senior Memories (Copied directly from the Senior Yearbook):
Half time speech against Columbia ... The Chelbowski Garden ... "When in doubt, shoot" ... Brick ... pass? ... Jerry running, one hander ... Baby Schmultzburger ... Good times with ES, BB, DS, RB, DM, JP, LP ... Summer job.
Chris Mal Notes:
In my effort to track people down for the 10-year reunion, I found a computer disk that we have at work that lists many phone numbers of people all around the country.  I found a Ron Slutsky with an address and phone number in Glenside, PA. I called the number, but it was hooked up to a fax machine, so I sent a fax to that number - "If this is Ron Slutsky's answering machine, we're looking for you for the class reunion - please call." The phone never rang.

Ron was famous for many things including the popularizing of High School words such as: Gazup, Brick, Gudge and Boof.  (Brendan Kane pointed out that Ron also came up with the term "Air Brobst."  That reminded me of a similar Slutsky term "Air Spankles.")

I got this email from a Krysti Kadre in August of 2002:  "Hello there!  I have no idea when your page was last updated but if you are (still) looking for Ron Slutsky, I am pretty sure he can be found in San Diego.  I worked with him for a while at Security Pacific Financial.  I last spoke with him over coffee about a year ago.  As far as I know, he is still living in Mission Valley in San Diego, California and works as a very successful branch manager for the company that took over Security Pacific a few years ago.  The only other clue I could give you is that he most certainly still works out (every single day) at Frog's Gym, also in Mission Valley.  He is not married as far as I know but dates a bit.  If I know him at all, he still gets his hair cut once a week every Saturday, loves cheap Chinese food and likes to order spaghetti at Italian restaurants.  I know this is the same Ron because of the photos and the way he used to talk about high school basketball memories and Philly.  Oh yes...He went to George Mason University and loves his niece to death.  Hope this helps.  Ron's friend, Krysti

Sure enough, a "People Search" on Yahoo turned up only ONE Ron Slutsky - with an address of 12 Parkcrest, Newport Beach, CA (which is actually closer to Los Angeles than San Diego) and a phone number of 949-706-1135.
Hey, are you looking down my shirt?
Ron and Missy Ryan
sitting in the hall
between classes
Ryan, Darren, Barry and Ron contemplating the latest brick.
Ryan, Darren,
Barry, Ron

1984 JV
Basketball Team

1985 Varsity
Basketball Team

1986 Varsity
Basketball Team

1985 Boys JV Basketball team starring Barry Mowery!
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1985 Boys Basketball team starring Ron "When in doubt, shoot!" Slutsky
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1986 Boys Basketball team starring Randalstilskins Boyer
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Ron Slutsky, 1979, 5th Grade
Middle School: 1979
5th Grade Class Picture

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